thecrimsonalchemist: mvercillo: (x) This is a real article. Not by the Onion. Somebody actually said these things and wrote these words. I…. what. Andy Borowitz is still a satire writer(most of the time), regardless of outlet.

thecrimsonalchemist: mvercillo: (x) This is a real article. Not by the Onion. Somebody actually said these things and wrote these words. I…. what. Andy Borowitz is still a satire writer(most of the time), regardless of outlet.

tags: I don't know anymore,

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